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Hello! I'm John, the administrator of this site. Perhaps I'm just being paranoid, but I have a feeling that Jax and Milo are looking for a way to get rid of me. Thankfully, for the moment, I possess skills they don't, such as the ability to obtain credit, and have food delivered. With that said, while I'm still here, please feel free to email me at

Hello! I'm Jax, the Chief Marketing Officer. (My first brilliant idea was to change my title to "Chief Barketing Officer", but that gem was outvoted 2-1. You know who you are). Friends would describe my style as provocative, yet tasteful (not unlike my picture above). Enjoy the website!

Milo President & CEO
Jax Chief Marketing Officer
John Site Administrator

Hello! I'm Milo, the President & CEO. In all honesty, I still pee in the house on occasion, and I fear I may be in way over my head this time. But my team's faith in me is greatly appreciated, and I will do all I can to make this a success. 

Meet The Team*

* Please note that the Sandwich depicted on the Home Page is a very silent partner.

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